missmollypond:

GUYS GUYS GUYS

GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY WAS LITERALLY WRITTEN BY A FEMALE ROCKET SCIENTIST

SHE’S THE FIRST WOMAN TO EVER WRITE A MARVEL MOVIE

WHY IS THIS NOT GETTING TALKED ABOUT

cocoastripper:

queer-punk:

WE NEED FEMINISM BECAUSE WHEN LANCE ARMSTRONG GOT CANCER AND LOST A TESTICLE IT WAS ALL ABOUT HIS HEALTH AND HOW INSPIRATIONAL HE WAS BUT WHEN ANGELINA JOLIE GETS A DOUBLE MASTECTOMY TO PREVENT HERSELF FROM GETTING CANCER, IT’S ALL ABOUT HOW SHE WON’T BE A SEX SYMBOL ANYMORE AND HOW MEN ARE OFFENDED CAUSE SHE WON’T BE AN OBJECT FOR THEM 

I’m pretty sure I reblog this already but this need to be reblog again

unfollower:

im so lazy i put off watching anime. i actually have to motivate myself to sit in front of a computer screen and watch videos

sofriel:

tickatocka:

a kitten trying super hard to fight a ceramic cat statue

THANK U 4 THIS

yall-mothafuckas-need-misha:

badassbitchfromhades:

freckledtrekkie:

doctorsherlocklokison:

captainmjolnir:

I’ve never understood the stereotype that women are more likely to faint at blood

I mean seriously

what do you think we do every month

THEY WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT THE WEREWOLF THING

AWH COME ON GUYS THAT WAS A SECRET FOR A REASON

I guess we have to come clean about the cult sacrafices too huh

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Well now we do

drdavidbrinner:

drdavidbrinner:

Today in gym class we were doing major climbing and halfway up this girl freezes and goes “I CAN’T DO IT I CAN’T DO IT”

so some dude yells “MY AUNT SAID DAT AT HER WEDDIN’ BUT SHE MARRIED DAT FINE-ASS DOCTOR AND NOW SHE RICH AS HELL” 

the girl did it. truly inspiring.

I should add that it was a shrimpy 5’1 Indian boy nobody had ever heard talk before who was apparently from the deep south. 

buttspectre:

why would you want to be an offensive stereotype for Halloween

when u can be

this

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tylerwcislo:

troyes-lip-ring:




carry-on-wayward-fallen-angel:

mshpiece:

theminorityking:

frostbitch:

shoggothtan:

i made a cute transparent ghostie to drag around your dash :)

oH MY FUCKING GOD

ABORT MISSION. ABORT MISSION

aw it’s so c-JESUS CHRIST

FUCKING HELL
JESUS CHRIST I ALMOST I DIED




WAIT WHAT ABOUT IT


ALL IS LOST, RETREAT TO THE YARD

tylerwcislo:

troyes-lip-ring:

carry-on-wayward-fallen-angel:

mshpiece:

theminorityking:

frostbitch:

shoggothtan:

i made a cute transparent ghostie to drag around your dash :)

oH MY FUCKING GOD

ABORT MISSION. ABORT MISSION

aw it’s so c-JESUS CHRIST

FUCKING HELL

JESUS CHRIST I ALMOST I DIED

WAIT WHAT ABOUT IT

ALL IS LOST, RETREAT TO THE YARD

The Heterosexuality Experiment

jakewhyman:

Deadpool Test Footage (x)

Make the damn movie already, Fox!

ikea-graveyard:

Okay this white dude had a black girlfriend and they were walking by me and the dude said, “you know what babe, realtors are so lazy when it comes to financing” and she literally replied with, “why do you have to talk about the most boring shit, Steve”.

spicy-vagina-tacos:

gamecuboid:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

a toy story remake done with nothing but dildos 

"you’ve got a friend in me"

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GOD

beardnazi:

soulsooking:

Ultimate goal.

roseanne and dan are the best